have you ever heard of the statement below?

if you are not lazy, you are not malay,
if you are don't cheat, you are not chinese,
if you are not drunk, you are not indian.

but I said,

if you are lazy, you are a dizzy malay,
if you are cheating and talk shits, you are a fucking chinese,
if you are an alcoholic and give shits to others, you are a bunch of shit indian.

Lydia Teh said:

"we are who want to be..
not what we are being stereotyped to..

if i'm not mistaken laa kan...

witty witty

suffering from a fever
like it's gonna be forever
sleeping the whole day ever
like a little baby beaver

having a glass of milk
and dunk it with donuts
such a lovely couple
but give me no trouble